April 30
Strategy: Never assume that something is safe from my clutches just because it theoretically “isn’t my thing”.
Why: I will eat anything when I am desperate or already on a roll. Nothing is sacred. Diet jelly with diet butter on diet bread. Yuk! You know what frozen cheesecake tastes like? Absolutely nothing, but that won’t stop me from eating it. I have never in my life purchased my own package of Twizzlers (nor do I intend to – not my thing), but I have polished off plenty of my friend’s just because they were there.